/* This is the "help" section. What this will likely become is a site FAQ. So, if I add new functions or something, questions will be answered here. Check back for more soon! */
>Question:What is with the red text?
>Question:What is with the "/*(blah blah)*/" stuff?
/* These represent my comments or thoughts. You will see a lot of this stuff ;) Also blue text represents a outside (or in this case made-up ;) comment. More color code info will be put here as it happens ;)*/
>Question:Who are those monkeys and that cool cone guy?
/* Why, that is Max Primate, Minimax and good 'ol Coneman. Check out "Art" for more info!*/
>Question:How do I contact you?
/* You may post your thoughts on the Guest Book or may e-mail me @ jeff@jeff.itgo.com but keep it clean. You don't want Max, the enforcer after you... or do you... sickey ;)*/
>Question:What is that banner for on the right hand side of every page?
/* That, my uninformed friend, is a secret. It might be a hint of something to come, it might be news of impending doom, or it might be meaningless, made with only the intent to fill the space on the right hand side to balance with the navigation bar. Pick your poison ;)*/
>Question:Why is Jeff So Great?
/* Why not. You see, throughout history, those who do something tremendous are bestowed the title "Great". I have surely done something tremendous, or at least would like to think I have. And that's why I'm great!*/
>Question:Why does Jeff think he is all that and a bucket of chicken, with a side order of fires on the side, along with a super-sized cola?
/* Because I'm worth it. I'm worth it. I am somebody! I am Somebody! I can do it! Also, in order to cover my complete lack of self respect, I pretend that I am bucket of chicken, with a side order of fires on the side, along with a super-sized cola... being the cola is the hardest though, I always leak! Its really quite simple, and it makes so very much sense.*/
>Question:It this question made up by Jeff? (Submitted by Jeff)
/* No, nothing here is made up. I actually asked these questions. The answers, on the otherhand.... ;)*/
>Question:You suck!
/* Hey... that's not a question.... that was merely a fact... dimwit... you suck!*/
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